Monday, August 07, 2006

starbuck's in easton

I am sitting here at Starbuck's in Easton Towne Center...well, the cafe in Barnes & Noble. Can I just say that the human race is so interesting. It's no wonder that I wrote a sketch a couple Christmas' ago based on the people that I experienced at B&N on campus.

These dear ladies beside me seem to be enjoying themselves. One looks a little jaundiced and the other, I think, cut her bangs while they were wet. Just saw a guy that had no business in a muscle shirt and with a gal that looked to be about 21...o.k, 22. Oop, "No Bangs" just got up and the ol' painter pants were rolled up: must not have received the memo that the flash flood watch is over. Then there is a guy over here whose toes are hanging well over his black Birkenstocks. Maybe they are his wife's because she has on a pair, too. One can never have enough Birkenstocks. There is great looking African-American gal sitting across the cafe, looks a lot like Byrd (sp?), the vocal coach from American Idol (wait, did I mention that I am going to the concert Friday here in Columbus? YAY!). Wait, hold it right there...I think that one of the cast members from Wizard of Oz just came through the joint. Wow... Uh-oh, someone just got new Tommy Hilfiger tennis shoes!!

Shall we talk about how enjoyable John Denver really is?

4 comments:

Jason Grate- Ordinary Extraordinary- Simple Stories of Lessons learned said...

OK, it's official. You really are the funniest person alive. I agree, John Denver truly warms the soul!

Missy said...

So glad to see you alive and well! I will enjoy reading your posts!

Missy

Dan & Angie said...

Mark, I love you! You make me smile.

angie

Jenn Swift said...

Rocky Mountain high... sing it with me now.